Wednesday, September 26, 2007

unfortunate fashion

Will this legging phase ever phase-out? This pervasive trend has everyone from infants to grandmothers in its clutches. Honestly, I don't think I can take seeing another over-weight woman in her twenties rockin' colorful leggings with an oversized T-shirt. There is nothing revolutionary about the way you look girlfriend!...In fact you kind of resemble Roseanne Barr back in her hey-day. My suggestion: Get off the couch and try to squeeze into a pair of jeans, save the rest of us from the eye sores that you've become. Just by being slightly original, you can stop supporting corporate machines like American Apparel and Urban Outfitters. We can build a better world, one less pair of leggings at a time.

Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Foodies

Anthony Bourdain may be an enemy of vegetarians throughout the world, but when he came right out and bashed Rachel Ray for bad tipping, well, my heart went pitter-patter, flutter-flutter. Thanks Tony! For outing that hack of host that the lemmings love. I briefly watched an interview with RR on a network news channel; she was her usual quirky self, and I could only stomach her for a few minutes. Her raspy voice and her insincere modesty made me want to gag. No one cares, Rachel, whether you are a trained chef or even if you have an education at all. Please stop plugging up our airwaves and cookbook aisles with your useless fodder. Please stop feeding the lemmings. You are responsible for the rising obesity epidemic by promoting fattening foods, with recipes like, Nacho Salad, or Turkey-Stuffing Cobbler. I hope you sleep well at night, Miss RayRay, because knowing people like you exist, I cannot.

Anthony, on the other hand, while unabashedly bashing vegetarians, is forced to eat things like oxen colon or deep-fried ants. That is why he makes the big bucks while I just chomp happily on green things I can identify. He can have his money and his pseudo-fame; I am just glad I don't have to eat any colon of any animal for my paycheck.

Who is the real winner.