Nutrition tips from a beached whale

This morning on Rachel Ray, beached whale Winona Judd gives nutrition tips. I'm sorry, but if someone with two chins is giving you tips on how to eat healty, run, as fast as you can, to the nearest salad bar.

Diet restrictions lead to love

When I read this article, I thought about, with great disgust, all the meat-eaters I dated before I found my one true love, who also happened to be a vegan. Thank god! Food is for sharing. It makes life that much sweeter.
However, one of the women featured in the article is celiac, and by the end she's eating offal and foie gras. We all know how terrible foie gras is, but what is offal? Offal is the entrails and internal organs of a butchered animal. Awful is more like it. Read it here:

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/02/13/dining/13incompatible.html?pagewanted=2&ei=5087&em&en=a41dd0de79221f23&ex=1203051600

I love this article double because it uses the word "vegangelical". I will be stealing that, though I have to add that this habit Americans have of running words together to create a new mega-word is becoming tiresome, and we have no one to blame for that but Rachel Ray.

Foodies

Anthony Bourdain may be an enemy of vegetarians throughout the world, but when he came right out and bashed Rachel Ray for bad tipping, well, my heart went pitter-patter, flutter-flutter. Thanks Tony! For outing that hack of host that the lemmings love. I briefly watched an interview with RR on a network news channel; she was her usual quirky self, and I could only stomach her for a few minutes. Her raspy voice and her insincere modesty made me want to gag. No one cares, Rachel, whether you are a trained chef or even if you have an education at all. Please stop plugging up our airwaves and cookbook aisles with your useless fodder. Please stop feeding the lemmings. You are responsible for the rising obesity epidemic by promoting fattening foods, with recipes like, Nacho Salad, or Turkey-Stuffing Cobbler. I hope you sleep well at night, Miss RayRay, because knowing people like you exist, I cannot.

Anthony, on the other hand, while unabashedly bashing vegetarians, is forced to eat things like oxen colon or deep-fried ants. That is why he makes the big bucks while I just chomp happily on green things I can identify. He can have his money and his pseudo-fame; I am just glad I don't have to eat any colon of any animal for my paycheck.

Who is the real winner.