Monday, October 1, 2007

Oreos

Every so often there comes around a commercial that is just so disturbing, so tasteless, one wonders how it got to air on Prime-time television. Such is the case with the new Oreo Pizza for Domino. A man claims, "Oreo pizza for Dominoes...it will grow on you..." And this man has a beard of cookie crumbles growing on his face. Yes, a beard of cookie crumbles, ewww. I do not even want to go into what is inherently wrong with a pizza consisting of oreos and dough....but alas I cannot help myself. Is there any wonder why there is a diabetes epidemic of mass-proportions afflicting our youth? Is there any wonder why our government cannot possibly tackle the connundrum of affordable health care for the masses? Look what we feed our kids, what we enourage other people to indulge in and what we eat ourselves. Last night, Brett Michaels, on Rock of Love, confessed to having a diabetes problem . Too many oreos, Brett?? hmmm. Girlfriends of rock stars are now forced to jab them with a syringe to keep the party going. Fun times in America.

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