T-Day

Can we just stop calling it Turkey Day already! geesh, I find it offensive. Not everyone eats turkey and no one really would if they saw those over-sized, hormone injected rescued turkeys I saw last year at the Animal Sanctuary in New York. They were so horny, they were just thankful to be alive, and that's what Thanksgiving is all about. Giving thanks, not for the roasted beast on your plate, but for the people you hold company with.

Bush pardoned two turkeys, but should have just pardoned himself and Dick, because with all this impeachment talk, who knows who's safe from the proverbial dinner plate.