Adopt a Turkey

In direct response to Sarah Palin's unfortunate choice of where she chose to stand while pardonning Turkey's in Alaska, I thought now is as good a time as any to remind you that one of the best gifts you can give this year is life. In case you didn't see it, and I urge those who are sensitive to animal cruelty to simply take my word for it, as it was horrifying; Mrs. Palin stood in front of a turkey grinder so that all the world could watch live turkeys getting shoved down a bloody grinder shoot while she stood on a pedestal and spared the life of just a few. First of all, how insensitive. And haven't we had enough of her already?

Adopting a turkey is easy and there are more than a few places to do it. The Farm Sanctuary is a great place to start and you can even visit the turkey you chose to sponser so you can see your dollars at work. Last year, when I visited, all the turkeys, although extrememly breast-heavy thanks to genetic modifications, were so happy to see humans that cared. The turkeys were probably one of the best parts of my visit to the sanctuary.

So while you watch your friends and family shove turkey down their gullet over the next week or so, at least you can have the piece of mind that you helped save the life of a helpless creature. Want to stir up a little trouble over the holidays? Sponsor one for an insenstive family member as a holiday gift this year.